DR SEUSS: Did the chicken
cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in
the rain, alone.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that
interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for
the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of
molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.