Megan failed to mention "Uncle Tony". Our waiter's name was Tony, and when he found out that Whitney was from Nebraska and this was her first time in New York, he asked,
"You got a boy friend in Nebraska?"
Whitney responded "Yes", and Tony said, "You tell him you got an Uncle Tony in New York, and if he gives you any trouble, he'll have to deal with your Uncle Tony." Of course this was all said with a typical New York accent.