GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't
really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or
against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left
of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross
the road with that chicken.