Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

 

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.