Saturday, September 27, 2014
Saturday, September 20, 2014
Whitney and Bryan
Great news - we will soon have another member of the family! Bryan Wallach proposed to Whitney last night, and she said yes! Bryan had called Steve earlier in the week, asking for her hand. Soon after Whitney returned home from a business trip to Chicago, Bryan said he had something to give her - first a dozen red roses then her ring! They celebrated with champagne, then went out for a nice dinner. They are very much in love, and Steve and I couldn't be happier! We visit St. Louis again in October, so I'm sure wedding planning will be a topic of discussion!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the
chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss
one?
BILL GATES: I have just
released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an
integral part of Chicken 2014. This new platform is much more stable and will
never reboot.
Friday, September 12, 2014
Monday, September 8, 2014
Why did the chicken cross the road?
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature
of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the
chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that
interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for
the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of
molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
Thursday, September 4, 2014
Why did the chicken cross the road?
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in
the rain, alone.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that
interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for
the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of
molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken
cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told.
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