This message was forewarded to me by Bob Jurgensen, who sends me some very funny stuff. I forwarded it to some, but couldn't resist the temptation to post it here.


I don't care who you are or what you believe in,
this is funny.
Gun Control

Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.' Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said:

"Well dumb ass, stop clapping!"